No Tap Communication
As I promised, a day late, here it is. The untraceable phone system. It offers semi-portable mobility, and is available with no contract. Using this device actually bypasses ALL corporate communication services for those of you frustrated with the 1%, but with no way around their bullshit. This product has been proven effective by me and possibly millions of others.
Long distance costs slightly more, but is only limited to your string budget. You also have your choice of cans. They are available new at any grocery store, discount outlet, and even dollar stores. They can also be found used in thousands of locations around the globe. I recommend starting out with new cans because they come with stuff in them. My favorite are pinto beans because the dry ones take all day to cook. The size of the can should be decided based on background noise and the volume of your voice. Smaller cans tend to work better for those with loud, obnoxious voices. Conversely, mousey voices are better served with larger cans.
Cans can also be decorated with almost anything. The look of your new phone is only limited by your imagination. You will also be saving money on costly otter boxes and cases in general. I have actually thrown my can/phone down on purpose. The worst that can happen is a dent or a slightly misshapen handset.
The string connection is superior to any wire. It is grown versus mined, and if it gets cut, a simple square knot will get you up and running again in seconds. The best part is that you can carry 100 feet of string in your pocket; an equal length of telephone cord will barely fit in a backpack. Who has room for that and a pressure cooker? No charging is ever needed either.
You can finally tell the FCC, FBI, IRS, CIA, NSA, CIA, and The White House absolutely nothing.
The only drawback, and I hesitate to call it that, is there is not yet a text format. BUT there is hope. Follow this link to find a Morse code chart. This is the ultimate pisser for any potential spy. Nobody knows Morse code, and the reception is actually better than voice.
No more bitching about being forced to patronize the companies you hate. Here is the answer.
Long distance costs slightly more, but is only limited to your string budget. You also have your choice of cans. They are available new at any grocery store, discount outlet, and even dollar stores. They can also be found used in thousands of locations around the globe. I recommend starting out with new cans because they come with stuff in them. My favorite are pinto beans because the dry ones take all day to cook. The size of the can should be decided based on background noise and the volume of your voice. Smaller cans tend to work better for those with loud, obnoxious voices. Conversely, mousey voices are better served with larger cans.
Cans can also be decorated with almost anything. The look of your new phone is only limited by your imagination. You will also be saving money on costly otter boxes and cases in general. I have actually thrown my can/phone down on purpose. The worst that can happen is a dent or a slightly misshapen handset.
The string connection is superior to any wire. It is grown versus mined, and if it gets cut, a simple square knot will get you up and running again in seconds. The best part is that you can carry 100 feet of string in your pocket; an equal length of telephone cord will barely fit in a backpack. Who has room for that and a pressure cooker? No charging is ever needed either.
You can finally tell the FCC, FBI, IRS, CIA, NSA, CIA, and The White House absolutely nothing.
The only drawback, and I hesitate to call it that, is there is not yet a text format. BUT there is hope. Follow this link to find a Morse code chart. This is the ultimate pisser for any potential spy. Nobody knows Morse code, and the reception is actually better than voice.
No more bitching about being forced to patronize the companies you hate. Here is the answer.
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