J. Ojanpera

As I promised, a day late, here it is. The untraceable phone system. It offers semi-portable mobility, and is available with no contract. Using this device actually bypasses ALL corporate communication services for those of you frustrated with the 1%, but with no way around their bullshit. This product has been proven effective by me and possibly millions of others. Long distance costs slightly more, but is only limited to your string budget. You also have your choice of cans. They are available new at any grocery store, discount outlet, and even dollar stores. They can also be found used in thousands of locations around the globe. I recommend starting out with new cans because they come with stuff in them. My favorite are pinto beans because the dry ones take all day to cook. The size of the can should be decided based on background noise and the volume of your voice. Smaller cans tend to work better for those with loud, obnoxious voices. Conversely, mousey voices are better served...

Now that journalists and filmakers aren't the only lens through which we view the world; conspiracies abound. I believe it to be simple enough to spin a semi-believable tale, write it down, and throw it out into the world for people to think on. It really amounts to no more than a television show. The subtle difference is that it might be true. It will be forever debated, and we should practice caution when considering activism. There are stories that I have been told, and have been sucked into, that seem plausible enough to spend a few minutes rationalizing a way to make it true. A rational approach doesn't always reap the truth, and that is where we must rely on our imaginations. Our imaginations are what fill in the blanks when the "real" elements of a conspiracy are exhausted. Once this happens, we find ourselves in a world of fiction. There is a huge market for fiction, so not all is lost. I used to wonder why the DC auctioneers were so tight-lipped about certa...