Paul Ryan 2016

 Paul Ryan
20 South Main Street Suite 10
Janesville, WI 53545
Phone: (608) 752-4050
Fax: (608) 752-4711
Toll Free: (888) 909-RYAN (7926)

"How Can Paul Help?"

"As the Congressman for Wisconsin’s 1st District, one of the most important jobs I have is to provide assistance to my constituents.  Providing help with a problem involving a federal agency or helping obtain an American flag flown over the U.S. Capitol are only a few examples of the number of services that I provide to those I represent." ( paulryan.house.gov/constituentservices/) Yes, that's what it says at the top of his website.

   Mr. Ryan is planning a run for president in 2016. I can tell by the grin on his face that he really thinks he has a shot. After all, somebody has to win. I can picture him getting ready for work in the morning, doing what Mitt taught him to do; "Look in the mirror every morning and say, 'I am the president of the United States of America!' with gusto."  I think this daily affirmation, coupled with his well practiced look of sincerity could possibly win him the GOP nomination. Maybe the elusive Mitt will give Paul his flag pin for good luck.
   Now, the nuts and bolts. Like him or not, his voting record in the House is better than most. He has only missed three votes in the past two years. That is an impecable record compared to Michele Bachmann with thirty-three missed votes during the same period. It's no wonder; she is best at political suicide attempts. Note: She is not the worst. I won't name drop, but there was a congressman who missed 60% of votes. He is no longer a House member. Paul votes along party lines, with one recent dissent; the fiscal cliff. I figure he either fell under the liberal spell, or has possibly lost his faith. The only other possibility is that he has swaddled himself in a sheep skin to appear less communist, and more moderate in his views. Politics have a strange way of warping people into something they are not. Who cares if he lies about what he believes?
   The lies are public knowledge like everything else, and I found out that he has a 50/50 record on truth to dirty lies. His record for "mostly false" stands at 34%. Our president's record for "mostly false" is only 12%. I was confounded by those numbers because Paul is such a great Christian role model. I can't believe it. He even has a healthy lifestyle with pictures to prove it!
   No matter what, from now until 2016, his posturing will reflect his true intent; being the president. Hopefully his voting record will stay high and not sink to the depths of the Bachmann, and hopefully he will keep his mouth shut. This time around he won't be the conservative stooge, I mean anchor pulling the less conservative Mitt toward the center. He will have to have a real stance on issues (even his issues), and he will finally have the spotlight. That's all he wants America, let his shiny face beam on the big stage. Let him tell you what's up. Let him take Obama's basketball court out and replace it with a dodge ball complex. Let him grow up in the White House with his kids. Give him the power he needs to close our borders to achieve the perfect protectionist state. Let him tinker with your money. Let him give Wayne LaPierre and John Bolton his microphone when he is speechless. Let him lie under oath in case his dream of the presidency comes true. Whatever the case, it will be interesting to see if he will shoot his way out of telling the truth, or if he will be sucked into the great meat grinder of American politics.